So, I've developed the following step-by-step guide to solving America's problems:
Fixing America: A Step-by-Step Guide
- Disband Congress.
- Make sure every state has a professional team in the following sports: Football, Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, and Soccer.
- Congressional decisions shall henceforth be decided by sporting events. One team will represent the 'Ayes' and one team will represent the 'Nays.' Winner take all.
Of course, the details still need to be filled in. Which sport will represent which national issue? Football for foreign policy? Baseball for domestic? How will it be decided which team plays for which Congressional decision?
I'm still hammering out the details, so suggestions are very much welcome.