Ask and Ye Shall Receive - Field Test #1

Dear Universe,

After much inward searching and contemplation, I have identified my hearts desire to be as follows:

I would like to spend my life sharing my unique perspective with others to mutual benefit without being a burden to others.

In exchange for granting me an existence in this fashion, I will experience it and share all the sordid details with you. I leave the details of the manifestation of this possibility to your discretion.

With Love,
Grizwald Grim